Friday, April 29, 2011
Lion Taming for Dummies
Understand that I am to a savvy computer-user as "Chopsticks" is to Chopin's "Revolutionary Etude". I can do the simple things. Email has been a pleasure . Textediting has kept me in touch with old acquaintances who still use snail mail. (If I wrote in longhand, they would think a chicken had walked through an inkwell and across the page. I can't even read my own grocery lists.) I have become somewhat of a Facebook addict, checking a couple of times a day to see who is doing what. I can access a link and I have finally learned about Copy and Paste. But I have no idea how to change my profile picture on Facebook, or how to add clever photos to my blogs, like Erika, or to forward most stuff. How do you put those cute little hearts in your statuses? My hairdresser does all her bills, taxes, banking, and all other business on her computer and is always prattling away about storing and back-upping and other foreign terms. People earn their livings using the computer! My mind boggles.
It is not as though I am dying to do any of these things. I would just like to be sure this computer knows who is boss. The idea that a machine is smarter than I am makes me mad. And uneasy. I can feel that lion watching me and although I ought to be the controlling factor, I am keeping that whip and chair handy, just in case.